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  • 08:20 I have my coffee, I have a headache, I'm armed with Midol. I could use a massage. There's a mixtape in it for you. #
  • 08:25 *putting on pandora to wipe out that boom-boom-pow shit that @batfan put in my head* #
  • 08:56 If I believed in God, I'd say, "God Bless Missy Elliot for getting that crappy song out of my head." #
  • 09:12 Don't be so quick to walk away... dance with me... I wanna rock your body... please stay... dance with me. #
  • 09:23 Coffee finally kicking in. *Booty dances at her desk* #
  • 09:32 I think I'm going crazy trying to be a lady. Also, coffee is delicious. #
  • 09:50 This is why Pandora wins: Black Eyed Peas, Missy Elliot, Justin, Rihanna, Outkast. #
  • 10:36 I really want to come kick it with you. You'll be my American Boy. #
  • 10:52 Still looking for takers on that massage. I'm thinking 1 hour, full body, and I get a glass of wine. #
  • 11:38 One of the nerdier things on my desk - papercraft shrimp in a boat made by @subcinctus. yfrog.com/0ld3nj #
  • 12:19 It's a gorgeous day in LoDo today. #
  • 12:44 Who knew that you'd be up in here looking like you do. You're making staying over here impossible... #
  • 13:10 Give me one, pass 'em, Drip drip drop, there goes an eargasm now you cummin' out the side of your face. - OutKast #
  • 13:29 coffee wearing off, belly not happy.... can't drink more coffee... someone wake me up please. #
  • 13:33 Check it out now, the funk-soul brotha. #
  • 13:47 Is it weird that I find misogynistic rap lyrics a little bit sexy? Yes. Do I care? No. Do I answer my own questions? Yes. #
  • 14:03 You should be honored by my lateness, that I'd even show up to this fake-shit. <3 Kanye. #
  • 14:43 I'm a bit annoyed. #
  • 15:23 Get your sexy on! #
  • 15:53 I don't believe @adamcarolla about his receiving of oral... I think I'm much better at receiving oral than he is. I am so appreciative. #
  • 15:59 Just want to share something stupid that Pandora did to me. tinyurl.com/p3r4xl #
  • 16:21 Quote of the day: "Those are little plastic army men double-sided taped on your vajayjay!" - Erin L. #
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