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  • 22:11 Whenever I come here I think put loud, "Why don't I live here anymore?" #
  • 12:33 Hell yeah! We're at medieval times! yfrog.com/62u19j #
  • 13:24 I am apparantly the knight's favorite. Or I am one of the few that is older than 15. yfrog.com/53nycfj #
  • 16:04 Aaaah vacation yfrog.com/4sxndj #
  • 16:07 Also I have boobies. yfrog.com/e9o21j #
  • 17:49 Me and my tatas are going to pirate's dinner adventure in buena park! yfrog.com/0mwjcj #
  • 18:11 I like you when you're naked, but then when you're not naked it's like, "Ooh,Is she gonna get naked?" #
  • 19:29 I'm a pirate! yfrog.com/0n7a6j #
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  • 02:50 Still up. Heartburn attack. Also, the farts emerging from @subcinctus smell like corpses. #
  • 10:21 On the tram to Disneyland! yfrog.com/1dp40sj #
  • 10:59 Monorail yfrog.com/0qlxyj #
  • 11:14 Cleavage on space mountain. yfrog.com/dzbmej #
  • 11:45 Greetings junior space rangers! yfrog.com/ekfdij #
  • 12:59 Veggie gumbo in a bread bowl. Shit yes. yfrog.com/0o2d8j #
  • 13:25 Ladies. The toilet is not going to bite you. Don't hover over the seat when you pee! It just gets pee on the seat, asshole. #
  • 13:55 In line for splash mountain. It's tar baby time! Zip-a-dee-doo-dah. #
  • 14:52 Hipsters and scenekids love Big Thunder Mountain. yfrog.com/1veqnj #
  • 15:27 Butt and leg still soaked from splash mountain. Sadly cleavage remained dry. #
  • 16:52 @subcontis chasing down agent havoc. yfrog.com/0rihjj #
  • 17:03 OMG it's ASIMO!!!!! yfrog.com/0bkzvej #
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  • 08:21 Today we migrate from San diego to Anaheim. My boobs are excited to go on space mountain. #
  • 08:41 Had a dream about @venjinn last night. #
  • 09:08 Cleavage still in the hotel. yfrog.com/ad6gzj #
  • 10:58 The name is Mavis. Ms Beacon if you're nasty. #
  • 12:45 The train boss the train! yfrog.com/3v9nrj #
  • 13:39 Look! An ocean! yfrog.com/6tfpbj #
  • 15:28 Room with a view of Disney yfrog.com/66er7j #
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  • 20:59 Cleavage drunk from champagne. yfrog.com/3n8kdj #
  • 22:28 Doing things I haven't done in over a year. With this girl. yfrog.com/1j7rvj #
  • 23:50 Why weddings rule. yfrog.com/awf3xj #
  • 00:20 Douche patrol. #
  • 10:44 Hungover and in bed. Mimosa brunch today? Ugh. More alcohol. #
  • 16:09 LARPers in the park. yfrog.com/0nw6kj #
  • 18:51 Baby don't cry gonna make a pie. Gonna bake a pie with a heart in the middle. #
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  • 22:41 May I come to Disneyland, too? twitpic.com/4bgkg #
  • 23:02 I will just sleep here. twitpic.com/4bhil #
  • 07:44 It's Friday. Cleavage photo to come. #
  • 08:42 Happy Friday!!! Here's my tatas. twitpic.com/4c3gi #
  • 10:32 Time to get my hair done, will post pics. AND THEN get on a plane to CALIFORNIA! #
  • 10:53 My hair before my appointment - update in a couple hours. [?] #
  • 10:54 Try that again twitpic.com/4cchv #
  • 11:42 Sitting in the chair, color processing thinking about being quarantined with hot nerdy guy(s). #
  • 13:19 Syrup on the tatas. Sticky mess all on them. Yay cleavage Friday!!! #
  • 13:24 Ugh just lick it off already! #
  • 15:24 Hair done :) twitpic.com/4cy9k #
  • 17:56 Me and @subcinctus on the plane to San Diego. twitpic.com/4dbbt #
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  • 20:51 Wishing my roommate would smile. #
  • 23:18 Why won't my roommate smile tonight? twitpic.com/49az0 #
  • 23:36 In bed with @subcinctus. Things are about to get...zzz. #
  • 00:42 And it was good. #
  • 01:00 Goodnight tweeps #
  • 07:39 Listening to @kendallb1075 on the way to work. #
  • 07:46 The ritz-Carlton is crawling with douchebags today. #
  • 07:50 Today: robot love on my boobies. twitpic.com/49r5j #
  • 08:49 I set my facebook language to "English: Pirate." Now my world is complete. #
  • 10:12 Thanks a pantload, Curse. #
  • 10:59 One more day till California. #
  • 11:39 So much to do: Rental car ordering, hotel confirming... DISNEYLAND HERE I COME (after the lovely wedding of Leilani, though). #
  • 12:42 Tofu Lo Mein expanding in my belly. #
  • 13:18 Should every Friday be cleavage day? #
  • 13:54 Holy shit... I got all of my work done for the week. I guess it's time to hit on Internet Nerds again. Now accepting volunteers. #
  • 16:19 What? MORE Naked David Duchovny? My team is seriously trying to get me hurt. #
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  • 07:42 The penis mightier. #
  • 08:52 The xygeek known as Nick is now on twitter as @subcinctus. Add him. Maybe he'll be awesome. #
  • 09:28 What it looks like when you are working with a migraine. That's me. twitpic.com/47rr2 #
  • 09:42 HEY KIDS! You must be at least 18 to ERP with this girl. Otherwise, it's a FELONY. #
  • 09:59 RE: my cleavage: "it could never compare to the rather spectacular view of the spring flowers at the Grand Canyon you sent the other day!" #
  • 11:43 Getting some hardcore Adam Carolla action. GET IT ON!!!!! #
  • 11:46 So, I have my homepage set to give me a random wiki article... Does this look like a nipple to you? tinyurl.com/cbo6pd #
  • 12:12 Beautiful day in downtown Denver. twitpic.com/482ub #
  • 13:54 Now Hiring: One cabana boy. #
  • 15:09 Adam Carolla talking about bacon is KILLING ME. Why the FUCK did I go vegan? GIVE ME A DAMN PIG SO I CAN TAKE A BITE FROM IT! #
  • 16:03 In case you care, I'm ovulating, so please wear a condom when you talk to me. #
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  • 20:15 My head is pounding and I just puked up my insides. WTF #
  • 21:48 The face of a migraine. twitpic.com/453o5 #
  • 05:56 Migraine still with me. Staying home today. In bed. Free naked snuggles! #
  • 07:17 Glad to be in bed but sad to be alone. #
  • 08:52 It's so cold, I'm cutting through my tanktop. #
  • 09:30 Scarlet says hi. twitpic.com/45rh7 #
  • 10:55 Laughing hysterically at graham norton. #
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