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- 22:43 At tracks - dancing and drinking - I love me some gays #
- 00:07 Look!!! Gays!!! yfrog.com/1fwdmj #
- 00:14 You spin my head right round right round when you go down when you down down #
- 01:01 Fag + hag + leather bar = fucking rad yfrog.com/10rbmnj #
- 01:08 Jared to me: if I had to put it in a vagina, I would put it in yours. #
- 09:27 Good morning, hangover. I was expecting you. #
- 16:09 Penis penis penis #
- 22:26 Woah... I still remember how to Belly Dance. #
- 08:48 I just woke up. And I have morning wood. Or whatever ladies can get. yfrog.com/5f67988822j #
- 10:07 If only hobby lobby knew what I am doing with this.... #
- 11:37 100% organic dead baby cake - happy bday yfrog.com/15suej #
- 12:53 RT:I hope that's true organic, free range baby. I just hate those baby fed lots where they can't move. you can taste the pain in them. #
- 12:54 I like Lance Armstrong because he is a unitedticled atheist. #
- 13:25 Me with my lesbian Ginger crush. yfrog.com/0zf9nj #
- 19:26 Now that "midget" is not politically correct, I'm going to start calling them "mushroom people." (via @michaelianblack) #
- 21:54 Hi. I just want to say. HOLY FUCK STAR TREK. J.J. Abrams, you are forgiven. #
- 00:36 When you eat with your left hand that's called the stranger. #
- 07:37 On my way to work - it's cleavage Friday! #cleavagefriday yfrog.com/5jqttj #
- 07:40 The Rofler - it's like a donkey punch, but less violent and more hilarious. #
- 08:39 So.... for those of you that know. I did get some sleep last night, but eating is still... not happening. #
- 09:23 Servers down! Everyone go home! Orgy at my house! #
- 10:51 R.I.P. Wayman Tisdale (via @asianjon) #
- 11:07 Increasing lockpicking skill... Come pick my lock, baby. #
- 13:42 Giving up on it all..... #
- 16:38 Aaaaaaaah hello RP. I missed you today. #
- 17:36 Gamer girl! yfrog.com/5b6vwj #
- 20:39 Why am I depressed over RP? #
- 02:11 Tonight was intense. Emotionally drained. Bed now. Need a friend to talk to tomoorow. One who gets RP. yfrog.com/2j4c4j #
- 08:30 Not feeling it... Falling apart... I hate to be all emo over twitter... so... I won't. #
- 09:26 Is there anyone around that can talk? IM me: AIM - Koiblossoms, Yahoo- maneki_neko_star, msn - inane_superstar@hotmail.com. #
- 11:53 Dear Twitter: I love you more than you know. Thank you to everyone who gave me IM love today. I am forever endebted. Send more love! #
- 12:38 intellectual stroke-gasm for the win. #
- 14:03 Yeah...... I think a good snuggles in order. Anyone out there? #
- 15:27 WHY WON'T THIS DAY END?!?! #
- 15:44 I have a thought... but it's fleeting. #
- 16:41 How do I shot web? #
- 17:19 This is @venjinn and we are going to see star trek! yfrog.com/0vu79j #
- 07:48 On my way to work. Wondering if I made a good wardrobe decision. yfrog.com/3xyroj #
- 08:43 Bald Brian has a Brain Tumor? *sad* #adamcarolla #
- 08:55 ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE #
- 09:10 I have officially hit the 1:1 following:followers ratio. #
- 09:19 Oh my god... Bald Brian's story has me nearly in tears. #adamcarolla #
- 09:42 Alright... time to switch gears. From brain tumors to numbers and reports. #
- 10:37 I'm bored. Where the nerds at? Let's have a nerd-cuddle session. We'll synchronize our calculator watches and touch our heads together. #
- 11:06 "You can huddle behind me to keep my back warm, but my tatas are warmer and will make you happier." - Me to Natja #
- 11:24 I'm going to create a playlist called "Songs that make me want to sexy-dance." Anyone want it? #
- 14:42 concentration out the window... hot nerd on nerd action requested. #
- 15:25 RT this if you disagree with Twitter's decision to hide replies to people you don't follow. #fixreplies #twitterfail #
- 15:26 I look cute today. yfrog.com/5s9q6j #
- 15:50 I'm a nutty girl. #
- 16:57 Rihanna: I'd hit that. #
- 08:20 I have my coffee, I have a headache, I'm armed with Midol. I could use a massage. There's a mixtape in it for you. #
- 08:25 *putting on pandora to wipe out that boom-boom-pow shit that @batfan put in my head* #
- 08:56 If I believed in God, I'd say, "God Bless Missy Elliot for getting that crappy song out of my head." #
- 09:12 Don't be so quick to walk away... dance with me... I wanna rock your body... please stay... dance with me. #
- 09:23 Coffee finally kicking in. *Booty dances at her desk* #
- 09:32 I think I'm going crazy trying to be a lady. Also, coffee is delicious. #
- 09:50 This is why Pandora wins: Black Eyed Peas, Missy Elliot, Justin, Rihanna, Outkast. #
- 10:36 I really want to come kick it with you. You'll be my American Boy. #
- 10:52 Still looking for takers on that massage. I'm thinking 1 hour, full body, and I get a glass of wine. #
- 11:38 One of the nerdier things on my desk - papercraft shrimp in a boat made by @subcinctus. yfrog.com/0ld3nj #
- 12:19 It's a gorgeous day in LoDo today. #
- 12:44 Who knew that you'd be up in here looking like you do. You're making staying over here impossible... #
- 13:10 Give me one, pass 'em, Drip drip drop, there goes an eargasm now you cummin' out the side of your face. - OutKast #
- 13:29 coffee wearing off, belly not happy.... can't drink more coffee... someone wake me up please. #
- 13:33 Check it out now, the funk-soul brotha. #
- 13:47 Is it weird that I find misogynistic rap lyrics a little bit sexy? Yes. Do I care? No. Do I answer my own questions? Yes. #
- 14:03 You should be honored by my lateness, that I'd even show up to this fake-shit. <3 Kanye. #
- 14:43 I'm a bit annoyed. #
- 15:23 Get your sexy on! #
- 15:53 I don't believe @adamcarolla about his receiving of oral... I think I'm much better at receiving oral than he is. I am so appreciative. #
- 15:59 Just want to share something stupid that Pandora did to me. tinyurl.com/p3r4xl #
- 16:21 Quote of the day: "Those are little plastic army men double-sided taped on your vajayjay!" - Erin L. #
- 07:46 We don't swim in your toilet, don't RP in our pool. #
- 11:29 Aunt Flo is a cunt.... Also, good for #punday. #
- 11:50 God I miss ASIMO. I loved seeing him at Disneyland. #
- 12:00 I am thinking about someone doing something somewhere. Now guess what it is. #
- 13:04 It's a beautiful day. Who wants to LARP? I'll bring the nerf swords, you bring the bodices. #
- 13:37 Fuck the LARPing. I want to have a picnic in the park. Who wants to lay out on a comfy blanket with me and a bottle of wine? #
- 13:59 Sometimes when someone has a crush on you, they'll make a mix tape, to give you a clue. *Hands you a mix tape* #
- 14:33 I want to beat @oibob for putting the Bananas in Pajamas theme in my head, nonstop, for two weeks. #
- 15:18 I can be really shallow. #
- 15:55 Looking back on tweets that @pintsize0101 has done put the Sonic the Headgehog theme song in my head. Fun AND creepy! #
- 16:25 C'mon c'mon.. feel it feel it! Feel the vibration! It's such a good vibration. It's such a sweeeeeeet sensatiooooonnn! #
- 02:28 Coming home to Denver tomorrow. Both happy and sad about this. #
- 11:19 In the airport coming home. #
- 14:59 I'm home. Tonight @joelmchale at the paramount. #
- 15:05 Need to pee so bad / bladder so full of urine / when will I get home? #haiku #
- 11:08 Today - whirlwind in LA #
- 12:25 My cleavage stuck in LA traffic. Happy Friday! yfrog.com/3vu33lj #
- 12:54 Sepulveda!!!! #
- 12:57 Shouldn't the Chuck E. Cheese at Plaza Mexicana be called Carlos Queso? #
- 16:06 Had a nice lunch. Going to Fry's. #
- 18:13 Only one person will be amused by this. I just saw Baltur St. #
- 18:40 At the coffee bean in westwood. No more secret stash? DENIED! #
- 22:11 Whenever I come here I think put loud, "Why don't I live here anymore?" #
- 12:33 Hell yeah! We're at medieval times! yfrog.com/62u19j #
- 13:24 I am apparantly the knight's favorite. Or I am one of the few that is older than 15. yfrog.com/53nycfj #
- 16:04 Aaaah vacation yfrog.com/4sxndj #
- 16:07 Also I have boobies. yfrog.com/e9o21j #
- 17:49 Me and my tatas are going to pirate's dinner adventure in buena park! yfrog.com/0mwjcj #
- 18:11 I like you when you're naked, but then when you're not naked it's like, "Ooh,Is she gonna get naked?" #
- 19:29 I'm a pirate! yfrog.com/0n7a6j #
- 20:47 Long day. Lots of hot Disney action. Extra hot Jasmine on geek girl action. #
- 22:47 Post space mountain - @subcinctus gave that ride the shocker. yfrog.com/05frexj #
- 22:50 Beware of silent dinosaurs. yfrog.com/0cbonelvj #
- 15:24 For @gypsy77 yfrog.com/egpd6xj #
- 15:25 For @oibob yfrog.com/0jufyj #
- 15:56 Just got off tower of terror. Gonna get back on. #
- 02:50 Still up. Heartburn attack. Also, the farts emerging from @subcinctus smell like corpses. #
- 10:21 On the tram to Disneyland! yfrog.com/1dp40sj #
- 10:59 Monorail yfrog.com/0qlxyj #
- 11:14 Cleavage on space mountain. yfrog.com/dzbmej #
- 11:45 Greetings junior space rangers! yfrog.com/ekfdij #
- 12:59 Veggie gumbo in a bread bowl. Shit yes. yfrog.com/0o2d8j #
- 13:25 Ladies. The toilet is not going to bite you. Don't hover over the seat when you pee! It just gets pee on the seat, asshole. #
- 13:55 In line for splash mountain. It's tar baby time! Zip-a-dee-doo-dah. #
- 14:52 Hipsters and scenekids love Big Thunder Mountain. yfrog.com/1veqnj #
- 15:27 Butt and leg still soaked from splash mountain. Sadly cleavage remained dry. #
- 16:52 @subcontis chasing down agent havoc. yfrog.com/0rihjj #
- 17:03 OMG it's ASIMO!!!!! yfrog.com/0bkzvej #
- 08:21 Today we migrate from San diego to Anaheim. My boobs are excited to go on space mountain. #
- 08:41 Had a dream about @venjinn last night. #
- 09:08 Cleavage still in the hotel. yfrog.com/ad6gzj #
- 10:58 The name is Mavis. Ms Beacon if you're nasty. #
- 12:45 The train boss the train! yfrog.com/3v9nrj #
- 13:39 Look! An ocean! yfrog.com/6tfpbj #
- 15:28 Room with a view of Disney yfrog.com/66er7j #
- 20:59 Cleavage drunk from champagne. yfrog.com/3n8kdj #
- 22:28 Doing things I haven't done in over a year. With this girl. yfrog.com/1j7rvj #
- 23:50 Why weddings rule. yfrog.com/awf3xj #
- 00:20 Douche patrol. #
- 10:44 Hungover and in bed. Mimosa brunch today? Ugh. More alcohol. #
- 16:09 LARPers in the park. yfrog.com/0nw6kj #
- 18:51 Baby don't cry gonna make a pie. Gonna bake a pie with a heart in the middle. #
- 22:51 At the San diego hilton, chillaxin'. Come visit. #
- 11:56 Look where I am. Fuck you Colorado! yfrog.com/6fefhj #
- 13:25 My cleavage loves San Diego. #
- 14:52 My cleavage in natural sunlight. yfrog.com/a9o9xj #
- 16:26 Boob going to a wedding. yfrog.com/0fy7rj #
- 22:41 May I come to Disneyland, too? twitpic.com/4bgkg #
- 23:02 I will just sleep here. twitpic.com/4bhil #
- 07:44 It's Friday. Cleavage photo to come. #
- 08:42 Happy Friday!!! Here's my tatas. twitpic.com/4c3gi #
- 10:32 Time to get my hair done, will post pics. AND THEN get on a plane to CALIFORNIA! #
- 10:53 My hair before my appointment - update in a couple hours. [?] #
- 10:54 Try that again twitpic.com/4cchv #
- 11:42 Sitting in the chair, color processing thinking about being quarantined with hot nerdy guy(s). #
- 13:19 Syrup on the tatas. Sticky mess all on them. Yay cleavage Friday!!! #
- 13:24 Ugh just lick it off already! #
- 15:24 Hair done :) twitpic.com/4cy9k #
- 17:56 Me and @subcinctus on the plane to San Diego. twitpic.com/4dbbt #
- 20:51 Wishing my roommate would smile. #
- 23:18 Why won't my roommate smile tonight? twitpic.com/49az0 #
- 23:36 In bed with @subcinctus. Things are about to get...zzz. #
- 00:42 And it was good. #
- 01:00 Goodnight tweeps #
- 07:39 Listening to @kendallb1075 on the way to work. #
- 07:46 The ritz-Carlton is crawling with douchebags today. #
- 07:50 Today: robot love on my boobies. twitpic.com/49r5j #
- 08:49 I set my facebook language to "English: Pirate." Now my world is complete. #
- 10:12 Thanks a pantload, Curse. #
- 10:59 One more day till California. #
- 11:39 So much to do: Rental car ordering, hotel confirming... DISNEYLAND HERE I COME (after the lovely wedding of Leilani, though). #
- 12:42 Tofu Lo Mein expanding in my belly. #
- 13:18 Should every Friday be cleavage day? #
- 13:54 Holy shit... I got all of my work done for the week. I guess it's time to hit on Internet Nerds again. Now accepting volunteers. #
- 16:19 What? MORE Naked David Duchovny? My team is seriously trying to get me hurt. #
- 07:42 The penis mightier. #
- 08:52 The xygeek known as Nick is now on twitter as @subcinctus. Add him. Maybe he'll be awesome. #
- 09:28 What it looks like when you are working with a migraine. That's me. twitpic.com/47rr2 #
- 09:42 HEY KIDS! You must be at least 18 to ERP with this girl. Otherwise, it's a FELONY. #
- 09:59 RE: my cleavage: "it could never compare to the rather spectacular view of the spring flowers at the Grand Canyon you sent the other day!" #
- 11:43 Getting some hardcore Adam Carolla action. GET IT ON!!!!! #
- 11:46 So, I have my homepage set to give me a random wiki article... Does this look like a nipple to you? tinyurl.com/cbo6pd #
- 12:12 Beautiful day in downtown Denver. twitpic.com/482ub #
- 13:54 Now Hiring: One cabana boy. #
- 15:09 Adam Carolla talking about bacon is KILLING ME. Why the FUCK did I go vegan? GIVE ME A DAMN PIG SO I CAN TAKE A BITE FROM IT! #
- 16:03 In case you care, I'm ovulating, so please wear a condom when you talk to me. #
- 20:15 My head is pounding and I just puked up my insides. WTF #
- 21:48 The face of a migraine. twitpic.com/453o5 #
- 05:56 Migraine still with me. Staying home today. In bed. Free naked snuggles! #
- 07:17 Glad to be in bed but sad to be alone. #
- 08:52 It's so cold, I'm cutting through my tanktop. #
- 09:30 Scarlet says hi. twitpic.com/45rh7 #
- 10:55 Laughing hysterically at graham norton. #
