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May. 18th, 2009

Velma
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  • 22:43 At tracks - dancing and drinking - I love me some gays #
  • 00:07 Look!!! Gays!!! yfrog.com/1fwdmj #
  • 00:14 You spin my head right round right round when you go down when you down down #
  • 01:01 Fag + hag + leather bar = fucking rad yfrog.com/10rbmnj #
  • 01:08 Jared to me: if I had to put it in a vagina, I would put it in yours. #
  • 09:27 Good morning, hangover. I was expecting you. #
  • 16:09 Penis penis penis #
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  • 22:26 Woah... I still remember how to Belly Dance. #
  • 08:48 I just woke up. And I have morning wood. Or whatever ladies can get. yfrog.com/5f67988822j #
  • 10:07 If only hobby lobby knew what I am doing with this.... #
  • 11:37 100% organic dead baby cake - happy bday yfrog.com/15suej #
  • 12:53 RT:I hope that's true organic, free range baby. I just hate those baby fed lots where they can't move. you can taste the pain in them. #
  • 12:54 I like Lance Armstrong because he is a unitedticled atheist. #
  • 13:25 Me with my lesbian Ginger crush. yfrog.com/0zf9nj #
  • 19:26 Now that "midget" is not politically correct, I'm going to start calling them "mushroom people." (via @michaelianblack) #
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  • 21:54 Hi. I just want to say. HOLY FUCK STAR TREK. J.J. Abrams, you are forgiven. #
  • 00:36 When you eat with your left hand that's called the stranger. #
  • 07:37 On my way to work - it's cleavage Friday! #cleavagefriday yfrog.com/5jqttj #
  • 07:40 The Rofler - it's like a donkey punch, but less violent and more hilarious. #
  • 08:39 So.... for those of you that know. I did get some sleep last night, but eating is still... not happening. #
  • 09:23 Servers down! Everyone go home! Orgy at my house! #
  • 10:51 R.I.P. Wayman Tisdale (via @asianjon) #
  • 11:07 Increasing lockpicking skill... Come pick my lock, baby. #
  • 13:42 Giving up on it all..... #
  • 16:38 Aaaaaaaah hello RP. I missed you today. #
  • 17:36 Gamer girl! yfrog.com/5b6vwj #
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  • 20:39 Why am I depressed over RP? #
  • 02:11 Tonight was intense. Emotionally drained. Bed now. Need a friend to talk to tomoorow. One who gets RP. yfrog.com/2j4c4j #
  • 08:30 Not feeling it... Falling apart... I hate to be all emo over twitter... so... I won't. #
  • 09:26 Is there anyone around that can talk? IM me: AIM - Koiblossoms, Yahoo- maneki_neko_star, msn - inane_superstar@hotmail.com. #
  • 11:53 Dear Twitter: I love you more than you know. Thank you to everyone who gave me IM love today. I am forever endebted. Send more love! #
  • 12:38 intellectual stroke-gasm for the win. #
  • 14:03 Yeah...... I think a good snuggles in order. Anyone out there? #
  • 15:27 WHY WON'T THIS DAY END?!?! #
  • 15:44 I have a thought... but it's fleeting. #
  • 16:41 How do I shot web? #
  • 17:19 This is @venjinn and we are going to see star trek! yfrog.com/0vu79j #
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  • 07:48 On my way to work. Wondering if I made a good wardrobe decision. yfrog.com/3xyroj #
  • 08:43 Bald Brian has a Brain Tumor? *sad* #adamcarolla #
  • 08:55 ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE #
  • 09:10 I have officially hit the 1:1 following:followers ratio. #
  • 09:19 Oh my god... Bald Brian's story has me nearly in tears. #adamcarolla #
  • 09:42 Alright... time to switch gears. From brain tumors to numbers and reports. #
  • 10:37 I'm bored. Where the nerds at? Let's have a nerd-cuddle session. We'll synchronize our calculator watches and touch our heads together. #
  • 11:06 "You can huddle behind me to keep my back warm, but my tatas are warmer and will make you happier." - Me to Natja #
  • 11:24 I'm going to create a playlist called "Songs that make me want to sexy-dance." Anyone want it? #
  • 14:42 concentration out the window... hot nerd on nerd action requested. #
  • 15:25 RT this if you disagree with Twitter's decision to hide replies to people you don't follow. #fixreplies #twitterfail #
  • 15:26 I look cute today. yfrog.com/5s9q6j #
  • 15:50 I'm a nutty girl. #
  • 16:57 Rihanna: I'd hit that. #
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  • 08:20 I have my coffee, I have a headache, I'm armed with Midol. I could use a massage. There's a mixtape in it for you. #
  • 08:25 *putting on pandora to wipe out that boom-boom-pow shit that @batfan put in my head* #
  • 08:56 If I believed in God, I'd say, "God Bless Missy Elliot for getting that crappy song out of my head." #
  • 09:12 Don't be so quick to walk away... dance with me... I wanna rock your body... please stay... dance with me. #
  • 09:23 Coffee finally kicking in. *Booty dances at her desk* #
  • 09:32 I think I'm going crazy trying to be a lady. Also, coffee is delicious. #
  • 09:50 This is why Pandora wins: Black Eyed Peas, Missy Elliot, Justin, Rihanna, Outkast. #
  • 10:36 I really want to come kick it with you. You'll be my American Boy. #
  • 10:52 Still looking for takers on that massage. I'm thinking 1 hour, full body, and I get a glass of wine. #
  • 11:38 One of the nerdier things on my desk - papercraft shrimp in a boat made by @subcinctus. yfrog.com/0ld3nj #
  • 12:19 It's a gorgeous day in LoDo today. #
  • 12:44 Who knew that you'd be up in here looking like you do. You're making staying over here impossible... #
  • 13:10 Give me one, pass 'em, Drip drip drop, there goes an eargasm now you cummin' out the side of your face. - OutKast #
  • 13:29 coffee wearing off, belly not happy.... can't drink more coffee... someone wake me up please. #
  • 13:33 Check it out now, the funk-soul brotha. #
  • 13:47 Is it weird that I find misogynistic rap lyrics a little bit sexy? Yes. Do I care? No. Do I answer my own questions? Yes. #
  • 14:03 You should be honored by my lateness, that I'd even show up to this fake-shit. <3 Kanye. #
  • 14:43 I'm a bit annoyed. #
  • 15:23 Get your sexy on! #
  • 15:53 I don't believe @adamcarolla about his receiving of oral... I think I'm much better at receiving oral than he is. I am so appreciative. #
  • 15:59 Just want to share something stupid that Pandora did to me. tinyurl.com/p3r4xl #
  • 16:21 Quote of the day: "Those are little plastic army men double-sided taped on your vajayjay!" - Erin L. #
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  • 07:46 We don't swim in your toilet, don't RP in our pool. #
  • 11:29 Aunt Flo is a cunt.... Also, good for #punday. #
  • 11:50 God I miss ASIMO. I loved seeing him at Disneyland. #
  • 12:00 I am thinking about someone doing something somewhere. Now guess what it is. #
  • 13:04 It's a beautiful day. Who wants to LARP? I'll bring the nerf swords, you bring the bodices. #
  • 13:37 Fuck the LARPing. I want to have a picnic in the park. Who wants to lay out on a comfy blanket with me and a bottle of wine? #
  • 13:59 Sometimes when someone has a crush on you, they'll make a mix tape, to give you a clue. *Hands you a mix tape* #
  • 14:33 I want to beat @oibob for putting the Bananas in Pajamas theme in my head, nonstop, for two weeks. #
  • 15:18 I can be really shallow. #
  • 15:55 Looking back on tweets that @pintsize0101 has done put the Sonic the Headgehog theme song in my head. Fun AND creepy! #
  • 16:25 C'mon c'mon.. feel it feel it! Feel the vibration! It's such a good vibration. It's such a sweeeeeeet sensatiooooonnn! #
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  • 02:28 Coming home to Denver tomorrow. Both happy and sad about this. #
  • 11:19 In the airport coming home. #
  • 14:59 I'm home. Tonight @joelmchale at the paramount. #
  • 15:05 Need to pee so bad / bladder so full of urine / when will I get home? #haiku #
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  • 11:08 Today - whirlwind in LA #
  • 12:25 My cleavage stuck in LA traffic. Happy Friday! yfrog.com/3vu33lj #
  • 12:54 Sepulveda!!!! #
  • 12:57 Shouldn't the Chuck E. Cheese at Plaza Mexicana be called Carlos Queso? #
  • 16:06 Had a nice lunch. Going to Fry's. #
  • 18:13 Only one person will be amused by this. I just saw Baltur St. #
  • 18:40 At the coffee bean in westwood. No more secret stash? DENIED! #
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